by the Village Elliott
Once again starting pitching had sucked;
Saved by double play Joe Panik plucked;
. Â Â Bochy didn’t have a doubt
. Â Â Mad Bum would get last out,
And Royals’ title the Giants abduct.
(Kansas City is Royally f**ked!)
The Panda
by the Village Elliott
Pablo Sandoval, with Panda heft,
At the hot corner is mighty deft,
Hits and throws: Left and Right,
A Fall Classic delight,
Be a shame if the Giants he left.
World Series Pop Quiz
By Stephen Jones
The Royals must be hoping
The answer to this quizzing.
Class – here’s a math curve ball.
Will the home team win it all?
Suppose it plays Game Seven
At home. What’s the percent, then?
The Royals may be singing
The answer to this quizzing.
You in the back – what did you say?
Eight out of ten teams win the day?
That’s 80% – and numbers don’t lie.
Maybe that’s the KC reason why
It must be smiling
During pop quizzing.
It All Comes Down To
By Stuart Shea
A Baseball Fan’s Heaven–
World Series Game Seven.
So Let’s Turn it Up to Eleven!
The Bridges of Madison (Bumgarner)
by Stephen Jones
His big presence on the mound
Leaves batters feeling unsound.
(At 0.39, his ERA
Is the lowest in post-season play.)
If Clint Eastwood was in the picture,
It might be “Ace Immune to Pressure.”