by Hart Seely
If we lose the playoff game…
You bring the gas, I’ll bring the flame.
You bring the force, I’ll bring the deadly,
And we won’t see any more flubs from Headley.
If we lose the playoff game…
They won’t put Cashman in the Hall of Fame.
Sports Illustrated won’t be right behind him.
They’ll look everywhere, but they won’t find him.
If we lose the playoff game…
Joe Girardi better change his name
And vow to never lose morale,
While hiding out there in the bunker with Hal.
Reprinted from the Yankee blog, It Is High, It Is Far, It Is … caught.