Velour, Sideburns and Johnny Bench

by James Finn Garner

Per ’70s star Johnny Bench:
Bryce Harper makes my fists clench.
Bat-flipping is naught but a stench.
Batters guilty best stand in a trench
Lest chin music make their necks wrench
And cause the game’s great fans to blench.

To be “old school”, he said, makes a mensch,
Then belched and goosed his serving wench.

 

0 Replies to “Velour, Sideburns and Johnny Bench”

  1. My Fool “Old School” Tool

    The Village Elliott: 3/22/16

    Reckon like Johnny Bench, I’m “Old School,”

    Recently I learned I’m an Old Fool;

    When I goosed my young wench,

    My old back I did wrench,

    Wench laughed “Goose your own old withered tool.”

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