by Stephen Jones
I do coagulate and
Bring the Dark Knight to his knee.
I am the “Bladder Demon”
When Harvey forgets to pee.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
I do coagulate and
Bring the Dark Knight to his knee.
I am the “Bladder Demon”
When Harvey forgets to pee.
In Vino Veritas
The Village Elliott: 3/16
Does Cub fan think, when he’ll reminisce
About playing the Mets, maybe this;
Matt Harvey’s no Seaver,
That underachiever
Should drink Tom’s wine; then like me, he’ll piss.
So many ways that poem’s last line could end
But I’ll write like Cubs fan who was Mets fan’s friend.
1st Runner-up:
Should drink Tom’s wine, then in his pants, piss.