by Jim Siergey
Oh, where in the world is Mark Buehrle?
For him to retire’s too early
John Danks could be dumped
Put Mark on the bump
He’d be an improvement, quite verily
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Oh, where in the world is Mark Buehrle?
For him to retire’s too early
John Danks could be dumped
Put Mark on the bump
He’d be an improvement, quite verily
It seems that you’re is missing ol’ Mark
Don’t scream, boo or hiss at the park
Exhale a hosanna
For Sale and Quintana
Your team’s no abyss; there’s a spark.