by James Finn Garner
Transphobic remarks
A predictable mark
On the post-game career of Curt Schilling.
Not out of synch
with how this dolt thinks,
But ESPN always proved willing
To give him a pass,
Jock sniff and kiss ass–
Somewhere else, he’d’ve been canned in a trice.
To call his “free” speech
Is a ridiculous reach,
With hate, fear and regression the price.
Right on the mark!
“Waving the ‘Bloody Sock'”
For: Curt Schilling
The Village Elliott: 4/16
In the Gilded Age, Yankee pols knew,
“To get elected, this you must do;
Wave your ‘Bloody Blue Shirt,’
Show the scar where you’re hurt;
You may end up a Congressman, too.”
When his “bloody sock” at Yankees waved,
Sox fans thought, “By Curt Schilling, we’re saved!
It’s true, God is willing
For Pedro and Schilling
To pitch Red Sox World Title long craved!”
Ever since, Curt’s been subjected to
Rumors” “Bloody Sock Story Untrue,”
“Is it true? Ask my Doc,
About blood on my sock!”
First of many rants Curt Schilling threw.
Since Curt’s latest rant, TV gig’s through,
“First Amendment you wave say’s ‘Phuck You'”;
Hall-of-Fame says ‘We punt;
Wave your sock all you want,
Our electors say Schilling won’t do.'”