Swingfisher

by Stephen Jones

(A Nod to John D. MacDonald)

Headline: MIAMI MARLIN FOUND GUILTY!

“Giancarlo Stanton, without any pity,
Coolly murdered a baseball — a line-drive
Home run screaming four hundred ninety.

“Some say it was heard in the next county.
It was later found in an unmarked grave.

“Officials do say: ‘No arrests have been made.'”

 

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