by Stephen Jones
(A Nod to John D. MacDonald)
Headline: MIAMI MARLIN FOUND GUILTY!
“Giancarlo Stanton, without any pity,
Coolly murdered a baseball — a line-drive
Home run screaming four hundred ninety.
“Some say it was heard in the next county.
It was later found in an unmarked grave.
“Officials do say: ‘No arrests have been made.'”
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