by Stephen Jones
In Runs Per Game, the Marlins stank
Like a dead fish out of water.
Their slugging percentage was also rank,
So they fired Barry Bonds — as they oughtta.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
In Runs Per Game, the Marlins stank
Like a dead fish out of water.
Their slugging percentage was also rank,
So they fired Barry Bonds — as they oughtta.
Like it-don’t like Barry!
Well, they couldn’t exactly fire Giancarlo Stanton now, could they?