by James Finn Garner
If not for Trout
The Angels would be a shame
Wouldn’t win a single game
The bottom would drop out
If not for Trout
If not for Trout
Big A would be humdrum
Fans might even watch the Bums
Talk about a drought
If not for Trout
If not for Trout, Pujols would quit
Scioscia would get the heave
Escobar would be hitting the bricks
They’d be lost if not for Steve
If not for Trout
They would be Triple A
Simmons would beg for a trade
A stinking mess throughout
If not for Trout
Great