by James Finn Garner
Rod Carew
Swung as smooth
As warm cashew
Butter
While Killebrew
Did tattoo
Many a drooping
Cutter
Jim Kaat
Knew thaat
His curve could make baats
Flutter
Jim Perry
Never varied
Or cheated like his hairy
Brutter
Rod Carew
Swung as smooth
As warm cashew
Butter
While Killebrew
Did tattoo
Many a drooping
Cutter
Jim Kaat
Knew thaat
His curve could make baats
Flutter
Jim Perry
Never varied
Or cheated like his hairy
Brutter