by James Finn Garner
The R0yals’
P00r t0ils
Have am0unted t0 n0 m0re than bupkis
All these g00se eggs
Just the last dregs
0f a seas0n f0r all fans t0 miss
This year’s wild card
0dds are t00 hard
T0 0verc0me such a debacle
And I simply cann0t
Insert 45 naughts
With0ut s0me kind 0f d0ggerel miracle.