by Don Starwalt
A Red Sox pitcher named Kelly
Was attacked severely belly to belly.
In a wild thrown toss
He hit the wrong hoss
Which erupted in a bench-empty melee.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
A Red Sox pitcher named Kelly
Was attacked severely belly to belly.
In a wild thrown toss
He hit the wrong hoss
Which erupted in a bench-empty melee.