by James Finn Garner
Th’ Red Sox had been ahn a teah
Winnin’ games ovah heah, ovah theah
No team lahk ’em befoah–
Whoa, Katie, bah the doah!
Til a no-no by Oakland’s Manaea.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Th’ Red Sox had been ahn a teah
Winnin’ games ovah heah, ovah theah
No team lahk ’em befoah–
Whoa, Katie, bah the doah!
Til a no-no by Oakland’s Manaea.
You really pahked that one, kid.