by James Finn Garner
This week Jake Arietta
Tells the Phils to play betta
Quit studying metrics
(Of which he’s a skeptic)
Stop handing out gifts
With defensive shifts
And please show some spark
When he returns to Addison and Clark.
This week Jake Arietta
Tells the Phils to play betta
Quit studying metrics
(Of which he’s a skeptic)
Stop handing out gifts
With defensive shifts
And please show some spark
When he returns to Addison and Clark.