by James Finn Garner
Soccer is clearly the game of the day–
Most popular in the world, experts say.
A herd of gazelles lope over a “pitch”
Scoring almost never–ain’t it a bitch
An entire nation can lose its mind
On a 1-0 final? In opposite kind,
A pitchers duel ends 1-0, and the lame
Wail for more offense in our game.