All-Star Clerihews 2: Clerihewer

Javier Baez,
Everyone says,
Is El Mago
de Chicago.

Jose Altuve
Likes his granola bars chewy
But has no affection
For other confections.

Nick Markakis
Started a fracas
When he suggested Atlanta might try to reach
And name a street for something other than a peach.

Christian Yelich
Would like to squelich
Any rumors that he
Doesn’t like playing in Milwaukee.

 

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