by HoraceClarke66
We got H-a-a-a-ppp!
Inning after inning of pure crap!
When the odds are saying you’ll never win
Break out the gin
You sap!
‘Cause we got J.A. Happ!
We’re so Happy that we’re hummin’
Hmm-hmm-hmm!
That’s the Happy thing to do.
Ho-ho-ho!
‘Cause we know our ship will come in
Though it’s nine years over due.
What can we do, man
But can Cashman?
We got H-a-a-a-ppp!
Nice if Coops could be a genius, of course
But keep that old horse
Out on the mound!
‘Cause we hadda have Happ!
Originally appeared on the Yankees blog, It Is High, It Is Far, It Is….caught.