by Stephen Jones
Shohei Ohtani, the
Angels’ star and season,
Now with an UCL tear.
And
What was management thinking?
They knew
His elbow wasn’t right
And knew
They were 12 games behind.
So why
Put him in for 2+ innings
In a meaningless Sunday game?
Now
Comes a visitor, well-known
To the mound–
Mr. Tommy John
Comes recommended and is
Knocking at the door.
Oh no Ohtani