I cheer for Tampa Bay
Been an ardent fan since early days
Regardless of the kind of play
Now every day, I watch alone
It’s sort of like baseball
Played inside a vacant shopping mall
But even “Yoga Seniors” blow it off
Now every day, I watch alone
We used to have guys like Giancarlo Stanton
We’re just one lousy game behind the Yankees
Soon they’ll just pack up and move to Portland
Til then, I watch alone…..