Adbert Alzolay
Not an easy name to say
Thank heaven our play-by-play
Is by Pat Hughes, not Harry Caray.
Tyler Chatwood
Doesn’t bat good
But it’s a funny kind of magic spell
That he helps others bat so well.
Cole Hamels
Likes the camels
At the Brookfield Zoo
‘Cuz they spit just like his teammates do.
Yu Darvish
Looking cool and stylish
Now that he’s learned again to pitch–
One year late, and that’s a bitch.
Craig Kimbrel
Will gyre and gimble
In the wabe, bearing a sword to slay the Jabberwocky
Of Milwaukee.