Shane Greene
Will be the only Tiger seen
In Cleveland, or the World Series,
Unless a team in contention with money gets serious.
If Jacob DeGrom
Needs a nom
De plume when he writes a ponderous tome,
He should anagram his own to “Brad Jogcome.”
Ronald Acuña
Junior
Is already half-a-clerihew written
Unbidden.
Carlos Santana
Thinks it’s bananas
There’s a guy in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame
With his same name.