By Michael X. Ferraro
Take me out of the ball game
Take me off of the mound
Trade me for prospects and some Prozac
I don’t care if you get the ball back!
Cuz I threw, threw, threw it to Jabip
Francona said it’s a shame
For it’s clear to see I can pout
at the old ball game!
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