A Brett Gardner Duet by DougK and JM
Gardy is Howard Beale-ing
He’s banging on the ceiling
Instead of bases stealing
He’s banging on the ceiling
When Judge needs to be healing
He’s banging on the ceiling
When starters all are reeling
He’s banging on the ceiling
How is this appealing?
This banging on the ceiling
This excessive zealing
This banging on the ceiling
. I just have a feeling
. That banging on the ceiling
. Is Gardy’s way of dealing
. Like Mo Rivera’s kneeling.
So you’re saying he is healing
By banging on the ceiling
As opposed to keeling
He’s banging on the ceiling
Emotion he’s unsealing
By banging on the ceiling.
Like someone singing “Feelings”
He’s banging on the ceiling.
Better if concealing
Not banging on the ceiling
Then on the basepaths wheeling
Not banging on the ceiling
Or fines he’ll be appealing
From banging on the ceiling
From the indispensable Yankee blog, It is High, It is Far, It is … caught.