by Hilary Barta
You lost ’cause your closer can’t close
And suffered some gut-wrenching blows
Your bullpen seemed rich
But baseball’s a bitch
Your chances now peanuts for crows.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
You lost ’cause your closer can’t close
And suffered some gut-wrenching blows
Your bullpen seemed rich
But baseball’s a bitch
Your chances now peanuts for crows.