by Michael X. Ferraro
You can’t spell “champagne” without Chapman
But a bubbly clubhouse mishapp’nin’
Might cause Yankee grief,
A lack of relief
If Aroldis’ fastball ain’t snappin’.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
You can’t spell “champagne” without Chapman
But a bubbly clubhouse mishapp’nin’
Might cause Yankee grief,
A lack of relief
If Aroldis’ fastball ain’t snappin’.