by Hilary Barta
No bats used by sluggers get notches
No gloves get adjusted, or crotches
No chaw will they squirt
No kicks in the dirt
Just “what might have beens” over scotches.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
No bats used by sluggers get notches
No gloves get adjusted, or crotches
No chaw will they squirt
No kicks in the dirt
Just “what might have beens” over scotches.