By Jim Siergey and James Finn Garner
I is for Ivy
Adorning the wall
So lovely to see
As it swallows fly balls.
J is for Javy
Last name Baez
All around the base paths
He doth flaez.
K is for strikeout
For some obscure reason
One more quirk to chew on
Through the long summer season.
L is for Luis
The Sox rookie tank
Based just on upside
This youngster made bank.
M is for Moncada
Oh, how we can go on
About all the talent
Possessed by young Yoan.
N is for Nico and Nick
Who wait in the wings
Two keystone prospects
What’ll the future bring?
O is for O
Or goose egg or zero
If the bullpen supplies these
They’ll be our heroes.
P is for peanuts
And popcorn and pfranks
A good balanced diet
For which we give thanks.