by Hilary Barta
Hey Astros, you no-account cheaters
At batters don’t throw curves and heaters
A brawl lets disease in
Could stall the new season
Disaster on COVID now teeters.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Hey Astros, you no-account cheaters
At batters don’t throw curves and heaters
A brawl lets disease in
Could stall the new season
Disaster on COVID now teeters.