by Michael X. Ferraro
Z. Wheeler unleashed a big “Ow!,”
incurred while he put on his trou.
Are Zack’s slacks satanic?
Phils fans should all panic,
unless he gets manicured, NOW.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Z. Wheeler unleashed a big “Ow!,”
incurred while he put on his trou.
Are Zack’s slacks satanic?
Phils fans should all panic,
unless he gets manicured, NOW.