by Hilary Barta and Jim Siergey
The Cubs and the Sox have both signed
The best baseball men they could find
But hold the applause
They both have their flaws
Though what if the teams were combined?
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
The Cubs and the Sox have both signed
The best baseball men they could find
But hold the applause
They both have their flaws
Though what if the teams were combined?
Commingle Wrigley and Comiskey? The proposition seems too risky.
The North Side and the South Side
Agreed to have a battle
For the North Side said the South Side
Could do nothing but slaughter cattle.
The South Side said the North Side
Was full of Trixies and Biffs
And they both enjoyed one last
Remaining intra-city tiff.