MLB All-Oil-Painter Team

by Dan Campion

1B   Lew Whistler
2B   Joe Sargent
SS   Jack Albright
3B   Brandon Wood

LF  Norris Hopper
CF  Babe Twombly
RF  Bill Van Dyke

C    Butch Benton

LHP   Andrew Albers, Eddie Bacon, Denis Boucher
RHP   Brooks Lawrence, Mariano Rivera, Carlín Velázquez

MGR   Ted Turner

 

3 Replies to “MLB All-Oil-Painter Team”

  1. Baseball is a great pastime if you participate, Unfortunately we watch TV and simply vegetate
    The players that you named have turned the sport into an art
    With dash and dab they paint pictures setting them apart.
    In their field not one of them could could you ever replace
    But not a single one of them made it to first base.

    1. Dear T O’C Jones, you’re an ace!
      It’s true, painters work slow; they don’t race.
      They’d do better to run
      On the base paths: What fun!
      (Some can’t even draw; they just trace.)

      Thanks for commenting!
      –Dan

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