by James Finn Garner
Pitch me, says the movie mogul.
Walk-off homer, I nervously gargle.
Bah, been done before. New twist?
Actually rare? But I get your gist…
Come-from-behind Cinderella tale?
More like a team that shouldn’t fail.
Scrappy underdogs? Ragtag bunch?
Favorites from way back in March…
So who’s next up? These “Giant” guys.
That squad can actually surprise.
It’s a mess! Disaster! Optics all wrong!
Not if framed like: Godzilla vs. Kong.
Okay, green light! You’re in luck,
But you’ll need star power–get that Joe Buck.