by James Finn Garner
Max Scherzer had Flores’ number
Had always buzz-sawed his lumber
Then the ump blew the call
Not a checked swing at all
And gave a classic the whiff of a dumpster.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Max Scherzer had Flores’ number
Had always buzz-sawed his lumber
Then the ump blew the call
Not a checked swing at all
And gave a classic the whiff of a dumpster.
Bravo! I mean, Booo. I mean, wha happ’n?
and also, this…
THE WILMER FLORES LIMITED OFFER BLUES
Every time we eat, he ALWAYS gets the tab.
Shoos a fly on the street. Voila! Here’s your cab.
Scratched his nose at Christie’s, “won” a rare Vermeer.
Wilmer winked at my mom– that’s how i got here.
Michael X. Ferraro is the author of the satirical sports novel Circus Catch, which asks what would happen if one athlete told the truth in the golden age of cheating.