by Patrick McCaughey
When I take me out to the ballgame
I’m always annoyed by a sibilant
That people add to my favorite song,
And it tends to make me belligerent.
It’s not mooses, bisons, deers, and Cracker Jacks.
Strike that -s out like you were Koufax.
It’s moose, bison, deer, and no -s Cracker Jack.
And I don’t care if it ever gets back.