by James Finn Garner
Schwarber smashed one a mile
And made even Phillie fans smile
With a visage like Sluggo
And the clout of a thug, oh,
There’s no one I cheer for like Kyle.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Schwarber smashed one a mile
And made even Phillie fans smile
With a visage like Sluggo
And the clout of a thug, oh,
There’s no one I cheer for like Kyle.