by Greg Simetz
Baseball without Topps
is a hotdog without mustard:
it can be done but why bother?
Better stick with the custard.
Bubblegum was a bonus
with the stats and the dishing
like how they spent the offseason
hunting and fishing.
But Topps could be cruel
as you opened a pack warily,
praying for Hank Aaron
and getting Marv Throneberry.