by Greg Simetz
Tony La Russa intentionally walked a batter
with two strikes and two outs
The next guy up hit a homer,
bringing Tony’s mind into doubt.
A head scratching choice
A questionable call
Tony swore the statistics
Would cause the Dodgers to stall.
But the Sox have a plan
to get back on the right track:
Swapping 77-year-old La Russa
for 87-year-old Connie Mack.
(Editor’s Error! This limerick was submitted in June of 2022, but was lost in the Inbox.)