by Jim Siergey and James Finn Garner
1B Chick “Gangsta” Gandil
2B Two-Tony Phillips
SS Jazz Chisholm, Jr.
3B Herb Souell
LF John Krunk
CF Liz Funk
RF Bomba Rivera
C Bert Blue
LHP T.J. House, Hip-Hoppo Vaughn
RHP Frank Funk, Kyle Funkhouser, Urban Shocker, Burleigh Grimes, Pedro Beato
MGR Rap Dixon
DJ LeMahieu on the 1’s and 2’s?