by James Finn Garner
Zac Gallen was a bureaucrat picking nits,
Denying every hitter a permit.
Eovaldi was a mason on the foundation
That threatened every minute to fall in.
After delays and frustrating slumber
Corey Seager finally brought the lumber.
Semien’s swing closed the door on the thing
And Sborz came on to nail the roof on.
Now old man Bochy can move in his boxes
And make fishing plans with Mike Maddux.
