By James Finn Garner, Jim Siergey and Stu Shea
1B I am the Wally Joiner
2B Steve Saxman
SS Ketel Marte My Dear
3B Ken Heltner Keltner
LF Miguel Ma Belle Cabrera
CF Oddibe Ob-La-Da McDowell
RF Darryl Strawberry Fields
C Donny Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
LHP Jeff Little Help from My Friends, Vida Blue Jay Way, Hyun Jin Ryu Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
RHP Brad Penny Lane, Ron Oh Darling, Austin Dear Pruitt, Here Comes the Sun-Woo Kim
MGR All You Need is Torey Lovullo