1B Anchovy Rizzo
2B Jake Cauli-Flowers
SS Artichoke Fletcher
3B Pepper Peploski
LF Pepperoni Martin
CF Kyle Garlick
RF Shin-Soo Shroom
C Manny Jala-Piña
PH Crusty Staub
LHP Tayler Saucedo, Eddie Bacon, Bud Black Olives
RHP Pete Hamm, Mark Hamburger, Roy Parmesanlee
MGR Lou Pineapple
