Did They Tell Me How to Pitch to Ted Williams?

by Bobby Shantz

Did they tell me how to pitch to Ted Williams?
Sure they did.
It was great advice,
very encouraging.

They said he had no weakness,
won’t swing at a bad ball,
has the best eyes in the business,
and can kill you with one swing.

He won’t hit anything bad,
but don’t give him anything good.

 

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