1B Vlad “Son of the Impaler” Guerrero, Jr.
2B Charles Zomphier
SS Justin “Franken” Stein
3B Dave “King Kong” Kingman
LF Jerry Mummy-phrey
CF Coco Cryptkeeper
RF Vlad “The Impaler” Guerrero
C Baba-Duke Sims
PH Nick Goulish
LHP Freddie-Rick Kreuger, Mike “Michael” Myers
RHP Full Moon Odom, Slick Castleman, Brad Pennywise
MGR Chicken Wolfman
Illustration by Joltin’ Jim Seirgey