by James Finn Garner
New Era brought a new line of caps
To fans with dollars to burn (p’rhaps)
Not testing in beta,
Texas became Tetas
And caught the derision of bilingual chaps.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
New Era brought a new line of caps
To fans with dollars to burn (p’rhaps)
Not testing in beta,
Texas became Tetas
And caught the derision of bilingual chaps.