by Millie Bovich
From 2013:
At bat there is none to compara
To our Tiger named Miggie Cabrera
His homers go far
One clipped a low star
And one bounced the sands of Sahara!
Now:
When facing a fastball, he’s not one to cower
Our Miggie Cabrera’s the man of the hour
And speaking of homers, oh man alive,
He’s hammered a hundred–but make that times five!
Now if he does that times 2,000, that’d make a Millie! Well struck, both times.