by James Finn Garner
Man, with every passing hour
I want to hear less of Trevor Bauer
Suing a reporter from The Athletic
For defamation is pathetic
If he doesn’t give a depostion
A jury can consider that position
And if he talks, all we’ll find
is a violent and defective mind
Acting wildly victimized
About the woman he sodomized
After punching her unconscious–
This bro is completely noxious.