by James Finn Garner
This season’s new sheer slacks
Provide some things the game now lacks
A visible swing, a casual sashay
As sometimes seen in the NBA
New fans may be attracted!
Other players (no names, please) distracted
Gabby coaches will look like fools
When yapping about a player’s tools
And the evidence will add a new wrinkle
To discussion of anyone’s “launch angle.”
