MLB All – FLAVENMAVEN! Team

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1B    Hee-seop Choi
2B    Justin Pedroia
SS    Gregg Gagne
3B    Kurt Bevacqua
LF    Heinie Manush
CF    Pud Galvin
RF    Kiki Cuyler
C      Ossee Schrecongost

RHP Bert Blyleven, Waite Hoyt
LHP Tom Glavine, Dallas Keuchel

Manager: Red Schoendienst
Umpire:   Nestor Chylak