By HoraceClark66
With apologies to the Fab Four…
Sonny Gray is a pitcher you would hear about
It was said that he was very good indeed
But when you see him come and throw this muck
You say WTF?
Sonny Gray is in my ears and my eyes
Dear God, please make it stop!
Sonny Gray is a useless piece of junk
And once again he stunk.
Sonny Gray was quite the pitcher back in Oakland
But he hasn’t got a bit of guts or sand
He’s a useless gland
Ain’t it grand?
Sonny Gray is in my ears and in my eyes
Just like tse-tse flies
Sonny Gay deserves those blue suburban skies
After all our piteous cries
And not more rotten lies…
This parody originally appeared on the Yankee blog, It is High, It is Far, It is . . . caught.