Jammed Inside

by James Finn Garner

Testicular torsion is all
That benched Abreu ’til fall.
Though dire, it brings
A fire marketing
The Sox: “One Team. One Goal. One . . .”

 

Update: The slogan above is merely speculative. Thanks to quick surgical action, Abreu and both his little friends are fine.

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